8 Wired Wireless 100% Brettanomyces IPA

Total Score: 9.1/10 WhiteWine1Peach1Kiwi1Tulipglass1

An American India Pale Ale brewed with 100% Brettanomyces yeast you say? Indeed this was a hard one to categorise – is it classed as an American IPA or an American Wild Ale, it qualifies for both but as most beer sites only let you select one style when you add a beer I placed it under “American IPA”. Doubtless I’m expecting it to actually taste like a proper Wild Ale with that ever funky Brett yeast strain. Oh well, bloggers can’t be choosers*. I’m expecting it to be good, because 8 Wired haven’t faulted yet for me as a brewery, cheers Kiwis – too bad about the cricket team 😛

Poured from a 500ml bottle into a Duvel tulip.

A: An intriguing bright, but hazed, almost banana yellow body with a punchy white foam head which quickly drops back to a nice lace ring. Certainly one of the more interesting beers I’ve ever seen with that wholly yellow body. 8/10.

S: Aroma hits right out of the park with a prominent funky yeast character, stone fruit hops, a herbal/floral note and a touch of candi sugar sweetness trying to break free from the funk. The overall fragrance of this brew has everything a craft connoisseur could ask for. 9/10.

T: Extraordinary beer this! The taste is big and touches all gustatory perceptions – bitter, sweet, sour, dry (standing in for umami)… ok maybe not salty – but who wants salty in a beer [amiright?!]… Gose drinkers, probably. Apart from the aforementioned flavours the stone fruit character has a bit of gooseberry in it for good measure, probably Nelson Sauvin hops, tastes like a top shelf NZ brew from one of the best Kiwi brewers – and it is. Can’t think of any negatives here so: 10/10.

M: Near medium bodied with a light carbonation and a hint of hop oils. 8/10.

D: This brew is the almost perfect culmination of IPA and Brett in a glass. I must admit I was sceptical when I saw “Brettanomyces” and “IPA” on the label but this beer is a genuine “wow!” beer. Other than that my only wish is that this brew was a tad cheaper ($15 for a 500ml bottle) and not a limited release, however I’m sure if it gets enough positive press in beer circles Brett IPAs could be the next Black/White IPAs [or any other quirky style trend] with other brewers releasing them, viva Brett! 8/10.

Food match: Comparing this beer to a complex white wine style, say a Viognier, I would pair this with grilled seafood and a mild curry (think a Korma).

*When it comes to adding more than one style on beer sites.


HopDog Alluvial Peach

Total Score: 7.5/10 Peach1 Vanilla1 Wood1 Tulipglass1

“Another day, another HopDog review” as they say [no they don’t… who’s “they” anyway?]. I’m not a huge peach fan, I’m a nectarine fan, which you can argue is simply a smooth skinned peach – they are from the same species, to wit I counter: Shut up, they taste different, QED and on we go. The take home point of this whole mini-saga is that I don’t like peaches but I like HopDog that much that I will suck it up to review their Alluvial Peach, and I may even enjoy it [you know you will, you fake peach hater Doc].NB: This is the 2015 vintage.

Poured from a 330ml bottle into a Duvel tulip.

A: Pale golden body with some yeast particles floating around along with a dog hair* (I kid you not!) perhaps it is a hair from the mythical HopDog? Regardless I plucked the hair out of the glass and like the mighty beer explorer that I am I continued the review with a shrug. The head BTW is thin white lace. 7/10.

S: WOW, this is one Tart brew (with a captial ‘T’). Peaches give a bold Umeboshi character which dominates any other aromas. Hints of a sherbet sweetness cower in the background along with oaky overtones. 9/10.

T: Gueuze sourness is present throughout the flavour profile. Following this is the eponymous peach, almost ume, character, some sherbet (without the accompanied sweetness) and some oak barrel vanilla. The overall palate is a bit one sided, slanted towards sour, and you’ve got to expect that with an intentionally soured brew, but it’s missing something else, some je ne suis pas certain some extra element of sweetness that would cut through the tartness and give it more character. 7/10.

M: Mid to light bodied with a fizzy, sharp carbonation that works well with the tartness of this brew. 8/10.

D: This is one beer which proves that Australian brewers can brew Belgian-style sour beers. Compared to a real Belgian sour it comes close to stacking up against the big boys but ultimately falls short of the complexity and finesse of a true Belgian brew. That said I did enjoy how the tartness of this brew wasn’t heavy-handed or overbearing, it was in that sour-sweet-spot (to coin a contradictory term) and reasonably moreish. Not one of HopDog’s best brews, but their best brews are damn fantastic so they’ve set the bar high there. 7/10.

Food match: This palate cleansing brew will cut any cheese platter in twain.

*This brew gives new meaning to phrase “hair of the dog”.


Rogue Beard Beer

Total Score: 5.6/10 GreenApple1 Honeycomb1 Clove1 Tulipglass1

From Baird Beer we go to Beard Beer [There. See. Did. I. What?]. Yes, I hear your collective groans at yet another review of another Rogue brew… What?! That groan was about my terrible Baird/Beard pun? I thought it was rather clever and dashing, like James Bond’s underpants – the Sean Connery James Bond of course… anyway I’ve got this and another Rogue beer to review as they were the only examples of styles I’ve never tried that I could get my hands on – in Beard Beers case ‘American Wild Ale’ – though I have [spoiler alert] read reviews saying it was a lacklustre example of the style, I don’t care – I want to review one of every style *evil chanting* “one of every style, one of every style”.

Poured from a ye olde weird American-sized 650ml tallie into a Duvel tulip.

A: Oh yeah, before you drink this beer do yourself a favour and DO NOT READ where it gets its name. This fine brew presents itself with a hazy orange body and an immense 1 and a half inch white head that soon whittles down to a less-immense 1 cm, because I love throwing metric and imperial in the same sentence. 7/10.

S: Stewed vegetable alert: This brew smells like stewed vegetables. That is all. I hope this isn’t going to be a Delirium Tremens [I’m talking about my review of DT not actual DT which would also suck] introduction to the American Wild Ale style. Hints of sweet caramel malt and some spiciness struggle to overcome the stewed veggies but they have a real fight on their hands with this funk. 2/10.

T: Flavour is a huge step up (though I still suspect this is an infected bottle) with a Belgian Tripel-esque profile: Sweet candi sugar/honey base, coriander spice, cider apple and cloves. The stew vegetables still comes through if you breath in whilst sipping – it’s a bizarre and distracting note that kind of ruins this beer a little. It has a hint of tartness and is dry in the finish. 7/10.

M: Mid to light bodied with a prickly but light carbonation. 7/10.

D: The story behind the beer didn’t get me retching – yeast is yeast no matter where/how it was raised so really there’s little difference between beard yeast and the cellar yeast where Lambics are brewed. What did make me retch, and really struggle to finish this brew, was the stewed veggie aroma that I’ve only encountered before in Delirium Tremens – I did a re-review of that brew and found that it must have been an infected bottle – I don’t have that luxury with this being a one-off limited release, however it served its box-ticking purpose, NEXT! 5/10.

Food match: Vegetable stew anyone???