Total Score: 7.2/10
OK, so I’ve done the Fraoch Heather Ale (which sounds like a good way to clear your throat) and the Alba Scots Pine Ale (which is not such a good way to clear your throat but a good beer nonetheless), so the next obvious choice is the Kelpie Seaweed Ale, err, the Elderberry Black Ale… which is what I have right here, right now, right here, etc. Fatboy Slim fans.
Poured from a 330ml bottle into a Duvel tulip.
A: Black, opaque body with a thin tan head, basically it looks like a Stout (but with a bit of wishy-washy head). 6/10.
S: Strong roasted coffee notes lead to the fore, with a herbal/berry hint (the Elderberries no doubt, which incidentally your father smells of…) and following this are earthy/nutty tones. Overall a very Druid-ish brew then. 7/10.
T: Roasted and green (unroasted) coffee is the flavour of the day for Ebulum, there are notes of earthy/nutty tones as well but overall this is a coffee tasting extravaganza, surprising considering it doesn’t have any coffee flavours/ingredients in it. My thoughts on Elderberries are that they must be the green coffee notes I’ve detected, otherwise I’m not really sure what to expect (we don’t get a lot of Elderberry here in Australia). It’s a good mix though. 8/10.
M: Mid to light bodied with a strangely watery (but at the same time) viscous feel and a flat carbonation. 5/10.
D: Hmmm, I can see why the Druid’s liked this brew, it is quite Druidy, I feel a bit Druidish at the moment and want to commune with nature in some woods, too bad I’m at home in my Philip John’s about to watch some proper British comedy. I didn’t get much of an Elderberry slant from this brew, though admittedly I haven’t tasted fresh Elderberries, or smelt them, I’m relying solely on Monty Python to describe them, which is a bit of a worry. Regardless this is a tasty Stout-like brew which goes down well despite my lack of Elderberry knowledge. 7/10.
Food match: The typical rich, roasted beef/lamb/pork with a side of heavy gravy and whatever roasted vegetables an Englishman can throw at you whilst reciting “God Save the Queen” would work well with this.
PS: Your mother was a hamster.